Chapter 7: Velvet

“Velvet Petalpaws Ravensbane,” Dark Lord Paw-ther said every time he left, “stay. Avoid all humans, demons, warlocks, and worms. Keep your nose to yourself, and all four paws–hands and feet–within range of the house. If you’re a good girl, I’ll bring you a treat.”

He was wearing his nice red coat, the one that smelled like faraway places and strange people, which meant he was going to be gone a long time.

“I’ll be a good girl,” I said. “Oh, yes I will!”

Velvet Petalpaws Ravensbane was always a good girl (when she wasn’t rolling in puddles or chewing on boots).

At first, it was fun to play in the garden and imagine I had littermates to play with…

I knew what I would talk to them about: smelly things, tasty things, and smelly, tasty things.

We’d chew on everything! And pee on everything we didn’t chew on! (Dark Lord Paw-ther didn’t like when I did that, but he was someplace far away.)

My littermate could teach me how to howl!

And so could my other one!

Dark Lord Paw-ther would tell us to shut our maws, if he was here.

I didn’t know why he left so much, or for so long. Didn’t he love Velvet Petalpaws Ravensbane? Where did he go? When was he coming back? What treat would he bring me?

And why couldn’t I come with him? I wouldn’t eat any demon hearts or unicorn horns again…

But now I had Dark Lady Maw-ther when he was gone! I wished she’d talk to me, even if it was just to yell at me for scratching her bark.

Bark-bark-bark-bark.

When I was alone, I could howl as loud as I wanted!

Arooooooooooooooooooooo.

It’d be more fun with littermates, but I didn’t have any, so I stayed with Dark Lady Maw-ther as much as I could… Good girl, Velvet.

I had dreams of chasing sticks! Chase-chase-chase-chase-chase. And eating leaves! And sniffing moss!

Was that Dark Lord Paw-ther?

It wasn’t Dark Lord Paw-ther.

He said Velvet Petalpaws Ravensbane was a witch, and that meant she had powerful magicks that could take over the world. I didn’t want to take over the world, though–I just wanted a maw-ther and some littermates to play with when he was gone.

And he was gone forever and ever and ever…

“Dark Lady Maw-ther,” I said, after Dark Lord Paw-ther had been gone a hundred years, “can I cast a spell? Can I? Can I?”

“Good girl,” Dark Lady Maw-ther said by rustling her leaves. I had trouble imagining my maw-ther sleeping inside a tree, but I could see her as a dog outside of it…

I sniffed Dark Lady Maw-ther to “attune myself to her dark magicks,” oh yes I did.

And then Velvet Petalpaws Ravensbane cast a powerful spell! She was a true warlock’s dog-ter.

It worked!

It worked-it worked-it worked-it worked!

“Velvet Petalpaws Ravensbane,” Dark Lord Paw-ther said, “what have you done?

“You’re back!” I said. “You’re back-you’re back-you’re back!”

Bad girl. What did I tell you about attempting spellcraft without your father present?”

“But Dark Lady Maw-ther said I could! Aren’t you glad I woke up Primrose Petalpaws? Aren’t you? Aren’t you?”

Now I had a maw-ther to play with, just like all the frogs and bugs I ate!

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41 thoughts on “Chapter 7: Velvet

  1. Ahhh! Called it again! Haha I knew she’d find a way to have a mother again (though I assumed it would be when she was a bit older).

    Can’t wait to find out more… like whether this is actually Primrose’s spirit inside a nymph’s body, or if it’s actually the soul of the tree, or whether it’s some random wood nymph Velvet managed to summon with her piss 🤔

    I was going to comment on how lonely my poor little one appeared, but I suppose this new arrival will help with that 😉 (Can it please help with her dad’s loneliness too? He’s too pretty to be alone and never get his dick wet, just sayin’)

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    1. Velvet Petalpaws wants a mom and she wants a mom now!

      It’ll be a little bit before the mystery of Primrose 2.0 is revealed in more depth though~ But Velvet has a mom, and that’s all that matters to her.

      As for HGR’s loneliness, we’ll see~

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  2. Shhh Papa Batty, she IS a good girl! Can’t blame a girl for being lonely and taking her pee-magic into her own hands! (Please don’t take your pee in your hands/paws, V…)

    Has our Warlock Father been granted a mate?? And what would mating with a tree even be like? I hope there’s no splinters.

    These are questions I apparently need answered 🙃

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    1. Sometimes a girl just has to take her pee-magic into her own hands! …Wait. (Still the good-est of girls tho.)

      LOL, splinters wouldn’t be fun. And would HGR even want a tree-lady? Hmmm.

      All questions that may be answered eventually though… 😉

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    1. TY FOR THE PEE STREAM
      (that was apparently too faint for your own purposes) I forget, was it for Murphy or Lyle or somebody else, either way ty for enabling me

      Also Velvet would be happy with 95% of a treat

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      1. w-why would they have a glowing piss stream
        unless something was wrong
        omg
        are they sick
        we all know Murphy is

        n ur wELCOME ILU

        hopefully hgr would give her the other 5% later because she’s the goodest girl

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  3. Omg…the secret plantlady! She’s Velvet’s creation! She really IS an all powerful witchling dogter!

    HGR’s outfit. I’m hearing, “No one’s slick as Gaston, no ones quick as Gaston, no one’s neck is as incredibly thick as Gaston…”

    I loved how she peed on the tree to produce the tree-mom. Serves Gaston…I mean…HGR right in leaving his dog-ter alone like that. She might be a dog but she’s also a little girl! Bad Dad! 😡

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    1. LOL I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head now! And HGR would be proud of his dog-ter if he weren’t so concerned…

      And aww, he probably wouldn’t leave her alone if she didn’t get into so much trouble at his side. Bad idea to piss off powerful witches and warlocks (and expensive, and his ass is broke).

      But no little girl deserves to be alone… Luckily she has a new (old?) mom!

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  4. HGR! OMFG! You leaving that little girl home alone for long times? Holy shite, calling child services (is there a magical version?)
    BAD WARLOCK (he look sharp in that coat tho, HAI HGR INA SHARP COAT)

    THAT POOR LONELY LITTLE GIRL /wails
    OMG…pee magic
    I was not expecting PEE MAGIC.
    OFC.

    This family makes THE BEST cross eyes ever (oh yes they do).
    I can’t get enough Velvet, she’s the little girl I always wanted to be (including the pee magic).
    Ahh, and now this dryad Maw-ther! I wanna know what happens!

    Loved seeing VPR dream-playing with her littermates (but also maked me sad a bit).
    She’s the cutest EVER. ❤ x million

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    1. LOL, magical child services, hmmm. HGR better watch out (except now his kid won’t be left unattended, if tree-moms count). Glad you like his coat. 😉

      If any of y’all expected pee magic idk what to think of you tbh. LOL.

      *PURPLE CROSS EYES* I love that you would’ve loved to be Velvet, LOL. Who doesn’t want to be a dog girl? More dryad maw-ther in Velvet’s next chapter, of course. ❤

      ❤ ❤ ❤ The littermates scene made me a little sad too…

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  5. Dark WitcHazard: I don’t understand what the problem is! If anything HGR this is your fault for leaving your beloved daughter and her magic urine alone just so you could go get some! No doubt about it. Velvet is the true star of this gen! How can anyone beat magic pee!

    Lover WitcHazard: So turns out the tree humper is really a tree mother adorable!

    Emotional WitcHazard; How can HGR be mad she just wanted a mommy it’s completely understandable! But I understand his discomfort it was hard trying to hand Velvet now he has to also hide a nymph a single pawthers work is never done!

    Dark WitcHazard: Now we know the weird pose in the banner is her casting stance! How can you not love this girl to pieces! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    1. LOL, so you think HGR is away getting some, huh, Dark? 😉 And I have no idea what would beat magic pee. 🤔 I’m afraid to know, actually.

      Tree hugger (ahem, or humper) is now a tree mom!

      And I agree with Emotional, can’t blame a dog-girl for wanting a mom, come on Dad. But it might mean more work for him, it’s true…

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  6. The tree nymph is Primrose reincarnated! Great job of peeing majik pee to get your Dark Lady Maw-ther! I wondered and when I saw Primrose bynthe tree, I thought she might try to bring her back, but never put two and two together! It’s so perfect. Poor HGR…but theybhad a connection so maybe tree nymph remembers or she’s gonna take Velvet and ru pun since he took her away from her when she was a puppy. Hmmmm. Now I feel bad for him… 😢

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    1. If only everything was that easy! Wait, no, peeing on stuff is generally not a great idea. Glad Primrose 2.0 caught you by surprise. 😉

      Primrose will eventually get her own PoV chapter (I have the first one done already!) but until then it’ll be a bit mysterious. And gasp, that’d be just what HGR deserves, huh? Dirty puppy-thief.

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  7. Velvet is the goodest girl! She even worked herself a way of getting her mom back. 😉
    HGR could have adopted a dog/littermate to keep her company but he didn’t, so it’s all his fault. ;P
    And magick pee…omg BAHAHAH. 😀

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    1. ❤ ❤ HGR really could've dog-napped her a littermate! Her actual ones are still running around too. So really, he has no one but himself to blame. 😉

      HOW DID MAGIC PEE BECOME A THING. I apologize for my brain!!!!

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